Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
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The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
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We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
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Early Bird Price: $100
rego and pay by June 22
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Regular Price: $125
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What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:
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Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas
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Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower
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Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king
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Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog
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Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery
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Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink
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Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag
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Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies
New this year! The campground opens on August 13th without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.​
The Registry of Revelers:
Prince Tony Blendini
of
Burlington
Lady Herp Alert
of
Nightmare Bimborough
Master Penis Colada
of
Burlington
Wise Woman RainBlow
of
Pooflingdom
Brother Scum
of
Burlington
Lord Juggernutz, the Hammer of Kings
of
Burlington
Sir Ridefast the Brief
of
Pooflingdom
Lord Salty Liquorice
of
Nut Hut Village
The Chronicle of How I Didst Come to Know Thy Matriach
of
Burlington
Lady Nut
of
Porme
Siege Cake
of
Happy Valley
The Knight of Anal Chastity
of
Porme
Ye Olde Cum Man Spluigi
of
Ithaca
Two Peasants One Bowl of Gruel
of
Burlington
Esquire Hayden
of
the Hash House Harriers
Sir Rogers
of
Beantown
The Good Knight Internet Cervix Provider
of
Von Tramp
Toyson the Artisan
of
Porme
Rat Catcher Bobo
of
Von Tramp
Prioress Tip of Nottingjust
of
Burlington
Lady Wrecked of Loblollie
of
Oxford
Drunk in Ye Olde Wagon
of
the Snowblinders
Lady Blow of House Puddingstone
of
Boston
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
of
the Stock Yards
Brother Scoob
of
Von Tramp
Plague Doctor Skiddy
of
Burlington
Lord Shits Goes to Cumalot
of
Burlington
Baron Bilbert
of
New Honkshire
Sir Suctus of Acme
of
Summit
Brute Squad Block Junior
of
Von Tramp
Lady of Paleostea
of
Happy Valley
Wroth Stocking
of
Boston
Sir Shits of the Ladders, First of His Name, Drinker of Beers, Finder of Trails
of
Boston
Cockor II
of
Halve Mein
Lo, the Eare Hath Commeth
of
Boston
Count Erfeit VonDick
of
Pooflingdom
Viscountess Snuffleupherass
of
Boston
Sir Wanker the Mellow
of
Halve Mein
Lady Siren of Ye Olde Britches
of
Von Tramp
Mine Disappointment Knoweth No Measure
of
Von Tramp
Countess Three in the Rear
of
Long Island
Lady Spermz, Keeper of the Forest
of
The High Court
Hoover Thy Fort
of
Boston
Virgin Wes
of
Burlington
Princess Wee Underclothes
of
Happy Valley
Sir Zee
of
Perfectly Normal Penistead
Baroness Bobbin Boners
of
Burlington
Teigue Bera
of
Burlington
Knight Squeaky Kreme
of
New Haven
Marquess McDie
of
New Haven
Sir Bruin, the Cummy One
of
Burlington
Happy Widow Angie
of
Happy Valley
Sirial Lube-a-lot
of
Burlington
Sir Wilson of Wankerton
of
Ithaca
Sir Frosty, of Cambervillia
of
Boston
Verily Andjob
of
Burlington
Sir Jackoff Breaker of Stonewalls
of
Burlington
Paladin Stubby
of
Burlington
Knight Moaning Lisa
of
Boston
The Saucy Lady of Man
of
Ottawa
Paladin Hare Club
of
Boston
Warden Hymen of the Bush
of
Flour City
Prince Tony Blendini
of
Burlington
Lady Herp Alert
of
Nightmare Bimborough
Master Penis Colada
of
Burlington
Wise Woman RainBlow
of
Pooflingdom
Brother Scum
of
Burlington
Lord Juggernutz, the Hammer of Kings
of
Burlington
Sir Ridefast the Brief
of
Pooflingdom
Lord Salty Liquorice
of
Nut Hut Village
The Chronicle of How I Didst Come to Know Thy Matriach
of
Burlington
Lady Nut
of
Porme
Siege Cake
of
Happy Valley
The Knight of Anal Chastity
of
Porme
Ye Olde Cum Man Spluigi
of
Ithaca
Two Peasants One Bowl of Gruel
of
Burlington
Esquire Hayden
of
the Hash House Harriers
Sir Rogers
of
Beantown
The Good Knight Internet Cervix Provider
of
Von Tramp
Toyson the Artisan
of
Porme
Rat Catcher Bobo
of
Von Tramp
Prioress Tip of Nottingjust
of
Burlington
Lady Wrecked of Loblollie
of
Oxford
Drunk in Ye Olde Wagon
of
the Snowblinders
Lady Blow of House Puddingstone
of
Boston
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
of
the Stock Yards
Brother Scoob
of
Von Tramp
Plague Doctor Skiddy
of
Burlington
Lord Shits Goes to Cumalot
of
Burlington
Baron Bilbert
of
New Honkshire
Sir Suctus of Acme
of
Summit
Brute Squad Block Junior
of
Von Tramp
Lady of Paleostea
of
Happy Valley
Wroth Stocking
of
Boston
Sir Shits of the Ladders, First of His Name, Drinker of Beers, Finder of Trails
of
Boston
Cockor II
of
Halve Mein
Lo, the Eare Hath Commeth
of
Boston
Count Erfeit VonDick
of
Pooflingdom
Viscountess Snuffleupherass
of
Boston
Sir Wanker the Mellow
of
Halve Mein
Lady Siren of Ye Olde Britches
of
Von Tramp
Mine Disappointment Knoweth No Measure
of
Von Tramp
Countess Three in the Rear
of
Long Island
Lady Spermz, Keeper of the Forest
of
The High Court
Hoover Thy Fort
of
Boston
Virgin Wes
of
Burlington
Princess Wee Underclothes
of
Happy Valley
Sir Zee
of
Perfectly Normal Penistead
Baroness Bobbin Boners
of
Burlington
Teigue Bera
of
Burlington
Knight Squeaky Kreme
of
New Haven
Marquess McDie
of
New Haven
Sir Bruin, the Cummy One
of
Burlington
Happy Widow Angie
of
Happy Valley
Sirial Lube-a-lot
of
Burlington
Sir Wilson of Wankerton
of
Ithaca
Sir Frosty, of Cambervillia
of
Boston
Verily Andjob
of
Burlington
Sir Jackoff Breaker of Stonewalls
of
Burlington
Paladin Stubby
of
Burlington
Knight Moaning Lisa
of
Boston
The Saucy Lady of Man
of
Ottawa
Paladin Hare Club
of
Boston
Warden Hymen of the Bush
of
Flour City
