Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
Early Bird Price: $100
rego and pay by June 22
Regular Price: $125
What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:
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Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas
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Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower
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Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king
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Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog
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Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery
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Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink
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Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag
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Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies
New this year! The campground opens on August 13th without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.
The Registry of Revelers:
Prince Tony Blendini
of
Burlington
Lady Herp Alert
of
Nightmare Bimborough
Master Penis Colada
of
Burlington
Wise Woman RainBlow
of
Pooflingdom
Brother Scum
of
Burlington
Lord Juggernutz, the Hammer of Kings
of
Burlington
Sir Ridefast the Brief
of
Pooflingdom
Lord Salty Liquorice
of
Nut Hut Village
The Chronicle of How I Didst Come to Know Thy Matriach
of
Burlington
Lady Nut
of
Porme
Siege Cake
of
Happy Valley
The Knight of Anal Chastity
of
Porme
Ye Olde Cum Man Spluigi
of
Ithaca
Two Peasants One Bowl of Gruel
of
Burlington
Esquire Hayden
of
the Hash House Harriers
Sir Rogers
of
Beantown
The Good Knight Internet Cervix Provider
of
Von Tramp
Toyson the Artisan
of
Porme
Rat Catcher Bobo
of
Von Tramp
Prioress Tip of Nottingjust
of
Burlington
Nothings the Sweet
of
Long Island
Lady Wrecked of Loblollie
of
Oxford
Drunk in Ye Olde Wagon
of
the Snowblinders
Lady Blow of House Puddingstone
of
Boston
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
of
the Stock Yards
Brother Scoob
of
Von Tramp
Plague Doctor Skiddy
of
Burlington
Lord Shits Goes to Cumalot
of
Burlington
Baron Bilbert
of
New Honkshire
Sir Suctus of Acme
of
Summit
Abbess Rebecca
of
Von Tramp
Brute Squad Block
of
Von Tramp
Lady of Paleostea
of
Happy Valley
Prince Tony Blendini
of
Burlington
Lady Herp Alert
of
Nightmare Bimborough
Master Penis Colada
of
Burlington
Wise Woman RainBlow
of
Pooflingdom
Brother Scum
of
Burlington
Lord Juggernutz, the Hammer of Kings
of
Burlington
Sir Ridefast the Brief
of
Pooflingdom
Lord Salty Liquorice
of
Nut Hut Village
The Chronicle of How I Didst Come to Know Thy Matriach
of
Burlington
Lady Nut
of
Porme
Siege Cake
of
Happy Valley
The Knight of Anal Chastity
of
Porme
Ye Olde Cum Man Spluigi
of
Ithaca
Two Peasants One Bowl of Gruel
of
Burlington
Esquire Hayden
of
the Hash House Harriers
Sir Rogers
of
Beantown
The Good Knight Internet Cervix Provider
of
Von Tramp
Toyson the Artisan
of
Porme
Rat Catcher Bobo
of
Von Tramp
Prioress Tip of Nottingjust
of
Burlington
Nothings the Sweet
of
Long Island
Lady Wrecked of Loblollie
of
Oxford
Drunk in Ye Olde Wagon
of
the Snowblinders
Lady Blow of House Puddingstone
of
Boston
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
of
the Stock Yards
Brother Scoob
of
Von Tramp
Plague Doctor Skiddy
of
Burlington
Lord Shits Goes to Cumalot
of
Burlington
Baron Bilbert
of
New Honkshire
Sir Suctus of Acme
of
Summit
Abbess Rebecca
of
Von Tramp
Brute Squad Block
of
Von Tramp
Lady of Paleostea
of
Happy Valley
