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Mar
21
Von Tramp Green Dress
5:00 pm
Hares: Herp O'lert and How I Met Your McMother
Cost:ย $35
Length: 4 miles
Itโs time for our annual Vermont Green Dress Run where we all slip into our well-loved green dresses and run around Burlington while raising money for charity. Itโs the event that got us on TV!
Our hares, Herp OโLert and McMother, are leading us on a trail through parts of Burlington that definitely arenโt ready for a group of hashers in dresses. Expect 4ish miles as we start with a pre-lube at Zero Gravity Brewery then wind our way through the Pine Street area until we wrap up at Switchback Brewing.
This year, your $35 rego gets you snacks, drinks, an event patch, trail, and 36.9% of it will be donated toย HOPE Works Vermont, a non-profit group that for 50 years has been a beacon of support and empowerment, standing against sexual violence in our community.
Sign up on theย Von Tramp H3ย website.
Cost:ย $35
Length: 4 miles
Itโs time for our annual Vermont Green Dress Run where we all slip into our well-loved green dresses and run around Burlington while raising money for charity. Itโs the event that got us on TV!
Our hares, Herp OโLert and McMother, are leading us on a trail through parts of Burlington that definitely arenโt ready for a group of hashers in dresses. Expect 4ish miles as we start with a pre-lube at Zero Gravity Brewery then wind our way through the Pine Street area until we wrap up at Switchback Brewing.
This year, your $35 rego gets you snacks, drinks, an event patch, trail, and 36.9% of it will be donated toย HOPE Works Vermont, a non-profit group that for 50 years has been a beacon of support and empowerment, standing against sexual violence in our community.
Sign up on theย Von Tramp H3ย website.
Apr
1
BTVH3 #846: Season Premier
10:30 pm
๐ 2 Main St, Winooski
Hares:ย Penis Colada & Herp Alert
Length:ย TBD
Shiggy Scale:ย TBD
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
Length:ย TBD
Shiggy Scale:ย TBD
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
Apr
8
Apr
15
Apr
22
Apr
29
BTVH3 #850 ft. Not Just the Tip and Skidmark
10:30 pm
๐ Williston
Hares: Not Just The Tip and Skidmark
Length: 3.69 Miles
Shiggy Scale: 2
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
Length: 3.69 Miles
Shiggy Scale: 2
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
May
6
BTVH3 #851: Tequila Mile
10:30 pm
๐ Location TBD
Hares:ย One Drunk Walking
Length:ย 1 Mile
Shiggy Scale:ย 1
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
ODW continues his annual tradition with a Very Marxist Tequila mile in honor of Karl Marxโs bday!
Length:ย 1 Mile
Shiggy Scale:ย 1
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
ODW continues his annual tradition with a Very Marxist Tequila mile in honor of Karl Marxโs bday!
May
13
May
20
May
25
Soup H3's Beer Half
12:00 pm
Length:ย 13 miles
Cost:ย $30
Last year, we terrified pedestrians, destroyed friendships, gave children tetanus, divided the hash, and got kicked off a public beach. This year we heal old wounds, unify the nation and reach spiritual enlightenment.
Grab a partner to split 13 miles and 13 beers with, in any order or combination you want! Or participate as a Solo Soldier (Mother proved it was possible and he seemed to be having the most fun). Complete the challenge within 24 hours.
We'll be at Little River Campground after the VCM on May 24th through the 26th supporting your effort.
Think you have what it takes to Beer Ultra? Most beer miles wins a prize!
The theme for this Beer Half is THE HISTORY OF THE VERMONT FUR TRADE. Borscht has promised to donate $1 for every mile to the Huntington Conservation Commission's efforts to improve beaver coexistence in Vermont.
Check out the full details and rules on Canva and thenย rego here!
Cost:ย $30
Last year, we terrified pedestrians, destroyed friendships, gave children tetanus, divided the hash, and got kicked off a public beach. This year we heal old wounds, unify the nation and reach spiritual enlightenment.
Grab a partner to split 13 miles and 13 beers with, in any order or combination you want! Or participate as a Solo Soldier (Mother proved it was possible and he seemed to be having the most fun). Complete the challenge within 24 hours.
We'll be at Little River Campground after the VCM on May 24th through the 26th supporting your effort.
Think you have what it takes to Beer Ultra? Most beer miles wins a prize!
The theme for this Beer Half is THE HISTORY OF THE VERMONT FUR TRADE. Borscht has promised to donate $1 for every mile to the Huntington Conservation Commission's efforts to improve beaver coexistence in Vermont.
Check out the full details and rules on Canva and thenย rego here!
May
27
Jun
3
Jun
10
Jun
17
BTVH3 #857: Mountain Man
10:30 pm
๐ Bolton
Hares:ย Penis Colada
Length: 3-5 Miles
Shiggy Scale:ย 5
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
Length: 3-5 Miles
Shiggy Scale:ย 5
Cost:ย $6 for beer, $8 for sider/celtzer, $3 for NA
Jun
24
Jul
1
Jul
8
Jul
15
Jul
22
Jul
29
Aug
13
Invihash 2026: The Drunk Ages
6:00 pm
๐ Richmond
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunks, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes and revelers. A most adventurous trail shall be laid through the wilds, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink.
Rego opens on Burlington H3 April 17.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunks, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes and revelers. A most adventurous trail shall be laid through the wilds, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink.
Rego opens on Burlington H3 April 17.
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