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Jun
17
BTVH3 #858: Mountain Man
10:30 pm
Hares: Penis Colada and Just Nathan
Length: 4.369 Miles
Shiggy Scale: 4.5 / 5
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
The local tracking hounds are advised to exercise extreme caution chasing this fugitive hare. Penis "Mountain Man" Colada is highly evasive and considered dangerously stupid. He is heavily armed with shitty beer. Hounds are strictly ordered not to attempt apprehension on their own, as intelligence reports confirm the suspect has taken a hostage. The hostage is believed to be a confused Just acting as an accomplice under duress.
Due to the extreme wilderness conditions and the suspect's tactical retreat into deep brush, tracking teams are required to deploy with cranium lamps and heavy-duty bug spray.
Cell service is limited in this area, so check your location ahead of time. Suspect was last seen at the sugar shack to the left on the Bolton Valley Access Road, 2.1 miles from the Junction with US-2.
Length: 4.369 Miles
Shiggy Scale: 4.5 / 5
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
The local tracking hounds are advised to exercise extreme caution chasing this fugitive hare. Penis "Mountain Man" Colada is highly evasive and considered dangerously stupid. He is heavily armed with shitty beer. Hounds are strictly ordered not to attempt apprehension on their own, as intelligence reports confirm the suspect has taken a hostage. The hostage is believed to be a confused Just acting as an accomplice under duress.
Due to the extreme wilderness conditions and the suspect's tactical retreat into deep brush, tracking teams are required to deploy with cranium lamps and heavy-duty bug spray.
Cell service is limited in this area, so check your location ahead of time. Suspect was last seen at the sugar shack to the left on the Bolton Valley Access Road, 2.1 miles from the Junction with US-2.
Jun
24
BTVH3 #859 ft Nurse RainBlow
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Jul
1
BTVH3 #860 ft. Skidmark and Bobo
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Jul
8
BTVH3 #861 ft. 20G
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Hares: 20 Gallons of Piss
Length: TBD
Shiggy Scale: TBD
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
You excrete ~8 grams nitrogen per day in your urine, which is enough to grow 50 grams protein per day in a controlled environment system like aquaponic duckweed. #eatyourpiss
Length: TBD
Shiggy Scale: TBD
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
You excrete ~8 grams nitrogen per day in your urine, which is enough to grow 50 grams protein per day in a controlled environment system like aquaponic duckweed. #eatyourpiss
Jul
15
BTVH3 #862: You're Always Whalecum Here
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Hares: Not Just the Tip & Penis Colada
Length: TBD
Shiggy Scale: 2
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
Exact location TBD; likely somewhere in South Burlington
Length: TBD
Shiggy Scale: 2
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
Exact location TBD; likely somewhere in South Burlington
Jul
22
Jul
29
BTVH3 #864 ft. Skidmark and Mr. Shitz
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Aug
5
BTVH3 #865: National Oyster Day
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Hares: One Drunk Walking
Length: 4.20
Shiggy Scale: 4
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
Zoologists have determined that Oysters first appeared during the Triassic period, some 200 years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Length: 4.20
Shiggy Scale: 4
Cost: $6.90 [Pay]
Zoologists have determined that Oysters first appeared during the Triassic period, some 200 years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Aug
12
Aug
13
Invihash 2026: The Drunk Ages
6:00 pm
📍 Richmond
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunks, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes and revelers. A most adventurous trail shall be laid through the wilds, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink.
Rego on HashRego
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunks, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes and revelers. A most adventurous trail shall be laid through the wilds, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink.
Rego on HashRego
Aug
19
Aug
26
Sep
2
Sep
9
BTVH3 #871: Tony's 2nd Birthday Party
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Sep
16
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