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Apr
15
BTVH3 #849: Just Nate's Virgin Flight
10:30 pm
Hares: Just Nate and Rebel's Cum
Length: 3.69
Shiggy Scale: 3.5
Cost: $6.90
We've got first ass tickets on a nonstop 3.69 mile flight departing at 6:40 HST from BTV International. Come join the Mile High Club with our virgin pilot! Just Nate will be white-knuckling it in the cockpit as we ascend to 42,069 ft.
Length: 3.69
Shiggy Scale: 3.5
Cost: $6.90
We've got first ass tickets on a nonstop 3.69 mile flight departing at 6:40 HST from BTV International. Come join the Mile High Club with our virgin pilot! Just Nate will be white-knuckling it in the cockpit as we ascend to 42,069 ft.
Apr
22
BTVH3 #850: Girth Day
10:30 pm
Apr
29
BTVH3 #851 ft. Not Just the Tip and Skidmark
10:30 pm
May
6
BTVH3 #852: Tequila Mile
10:30 pm
📍 Location TBD
Hares: One Drunk Walking
Length: 1 Mile
Shiggy Scale: 1
Cost: $6.90
ODW continues his annual tradition with a Very Marxist Tequila mile in honor of Karl Marx’s bday!
Length: 1 Mile
Shiggy Scale: 1
Cost: $6.90
ODW continues his annual tradition with a Very Marxist Tequila mile in honor of Karl Marx’s bday!
May
13
May
20
May
25
Soup H3's Beer Half
12:00 pm
Length: 13 miles
Cost: $30
Last year, we terrified pedestrians, destroyed friendships, gave children tetanus, divided the hash, and got kicked off a public beach. This year we heal old wounds, unify the nation and reach spiritual enlightenment.
Grab a partner to split 13 miles and 13 beers with, in any order or combination you want! Or participate as a Solo Soldier (Mother proved it was possible and he seemed to be having the most fun). Complete the challenge within 24 hours.
We'll be at Little River Campground after the VCM on May 24th through the 26th supporting your effort.
Think you have what it takes to Beer Ultra? Most beer miles wins a prize!
The theme for this Beer Half is THE HISTORY OF THE VERMONT FUR TRADE. Borscht has promised to donate $1 for every mile to the Huntington Conservation Commission's efforts to improve beaver coexistence in Vermont.
Check out the full details and rules on Canva and then rego here!
Cost: $30
Last year, we terrified pedestrians, destroyed friendships, gave children tetanus, divided the hash, and got kicked off a public beach. This year we heal old wounds, unify the nation and reach spiritual enlightenment.
Grab a partner to split 13 miles and 13 beers with, in any order or combination you want! Or participate as a Solo Soldier (Mother proved it was possible and he seemed to be having the most fun). Complete the challenge within 24 hours.
We'll be at Little River Campground after the VCM on May 24th through the 26th supporting your effort.
Think you have what it takes to Beer Ultra? Most beer miles wins a prize!
The theme for this Beer Half is THE HISTORY OF THE VERMONT FUR TRADE. Borscht has promised to donate $1 for every mile to the Huntington Conservation Commission's efforts to improve beaver coexistence in Vermont.
Check out the full details and rules on Canva and then rego here!
May
27
Jun
3
Jun
10
Jul
22
Jul
29
Aug
13
Invihash 2026: The Drunk Ages
6:00 pm
📍 Richmond
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunks, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes and revelers. A most adventurous trail shall be laid through the wilds, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink.
Rego opens on Burlington H3 April 17.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunks, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes and revelers. A most adventurous trail shall be laid through the wilds, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink.
Rego opens on Burlington H3 April 17.
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